Confused?

Don't worry... so are we!

This website contains far more pages than is immediately apparent (and a helluva lot of offsite pages), most of which are linked to from within the body-text on other pages rather than from any organised menu bar or structure.

Its a nightmare... particularly if you can't remember how to get to a specific page you may have visited before. Ask our webmaster, he should know. After all, he designed the bloody site and even he can't find the links he wants sometimes! Makes maintenance a bit of a problem - but then, no more than he deserves.

So if you've been wandering around for a while and got a bit lost, or can't remember how you got to where you were, that's ok. Its meant to be like that.

And we know its not particularly user-friendly (not if you persist in thinking linearly, that is). It was intended not to be. And there isn't even a site map. After all, we're not a very obliging bunch.

So just sit back, click whatever takes your fancy (quite a few of the graphic elements are clickable too!), and cherish the experience - or not, as the case may be.